elou-no: louisfucksharrysenseless: remember when louis squeezed harry’s hips and it kinda turned harry on “kinda”
savedtheumbrella: “I know what you are…” “Say it. Out loud.” “Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
loki-wants-the-d asked: I will poupu your fruit Savannah ;)
nightthekitten: littleaphheadcanons: Whenever a person or a nation would point their guns to England (even if it was a joke or it was a water gun), he’d freeze up and won’t move until the gun was put down. In that time, the only sentence that runs through his mind is “You used to be so great.” who the fuc k said thsi was okay
I’M READING KUROKO NO BASUKE WHAT SHOULD I BE PREPARED FOR?
gothlolita: sir i need some identification to make sure youre old enough to get into this club. sir thats not identification thats just a bunch of pokemon cards. holy shit thats a lot of pokemon cards go right ahead
poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies
loki-wants-the-d asked: *whispers seductively* poupu fruit
morristibbs: the thing is tumblr doesnt hate memes. tumblr creates memes on a daily basis and runs them into the ground hours later. tumblr has plenty of memes. hundreds of thousands of people all know what im talking about when i say “fluffy chicken” thats what a meme is tumblr doesnt hate memes, it hates rage comics. and just about every other source of humor that it cant credit itself for.
inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
zeiua: themasterslover: saving-things-hunting-people: angelsofthelord: sometimes i wish i was european but then i remember i’m american and i’m free so is the alcohol in europe ALCOHOL IS FREE
gamzeemakarena: finding a fanart of a character that’s exactly your headcanon
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ask-hiccup-and-jack: prussiass: ...
Ireland: 7 points to the UK (◡‿◡✿)
UK: 1 point to Ireland
dunwall: connorkawaii: “take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points” at least the alcohol is free
arkenstoners: the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
narutos-dick: trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
Anonymous asked: Ah You Are So Cute Asdfghjkl ♥
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
moriarty: HES SO KAWAII IM CRYING
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
sniffthebutt: they had people playing the fecking recorder in their song and they still won
voivodealucard: peregrin-fool-of-a-took: 221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?” it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them. [works for Hellsing!]
kuuzuryuu: johnlockandrose10: kuuzuryuu: if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger Well you should have the fucking respect to not ruin the entire fucking episode you motherfucking cunts! I don’t give a fuck if you’re a European blog. If there is a new episode of Doctor Who then you keep the...
suck-my-fruk: thefrukinghero: wE’VE LOST TO THE UK. MERDE. LAUGHS AT FRANCE